Get a room

Feel the urge to tell someone to “get a room?” Or perhaps someone uttered that phrase to you and your one and only recently? Help is readily available–Here’s Auntie  Jodi’s Helpful Hint # 186:

When in public, if you should be engaged in a mad, passionate, or achingly sweet embrace or kiss, be sure to always check for surveillance cameras, drones, or snoopy neighbors. Privacy, as we knew it just a few years ago, no longer exists. However, if you should be lucky enough to observe a high-profile A-lister in such a situation, it’s best to snap your photos quickly so that you might be first in line to collect a high finder’s fee from a tabloid, website, or governmental agency.

 

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